Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
