Culture jokes
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because they’re Hispanic attacks.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
Either way, they’ll kill your dog.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.