Culture jokes
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.