What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts? -- In the mooseum.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk? -- In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Why don't the Amish water ski?
The horses would drown.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
