Culture jokes
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"