Ctrl jokes

Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.

What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.

Why did he die?

Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.

I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.

Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.

Woah, nice cock.

What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.

Me: "I like kids."

Mom: Daddy, stop!

Me: No!

Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.

What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?