Ctrl jokes

Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.

What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.

Why did he die?

Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.

I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.

Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.

Call of Duty kill cam be like.

This is the best kill streak ever!

What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.

Communism is actually kinda tight.

Clap em sis!

dfg.