Ctrl jokes

Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.

What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.

Why did he die?

Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.

I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.

Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Woah, nice cock.

What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.

Me: "I like kids."