Ctrl jokes
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
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What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
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I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
Me: "I like kids."
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Communism is actually kinda tight.
Clap em sis!
dfg.
