Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
