Ctrl jokes

Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.

What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.

Why did he die?

Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.

I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.

Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.

Call of Duty kill cam be like.

This is the best kill streak ever!

Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"

Me: power button.

What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.