Ctrl jokes

Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.

Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.

What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.

I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.

Why did he die?

Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.