When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it's a failed stunt.
Ryan I layed out more jokes than you have crying about me!
Women be like men's heights then cry when they get called fat....
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
You caught a Penaldo! Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears. Type: Ghost type Moves: Dive Disappear in big games Cry for pens Statpad vs farmers Sells underwear
Why don't humans eat raw meat, because they use technology to cry about raw meet is good, go and leave bro, I'm going to ear sushi
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
Your so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵 C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on It's Penalty time and it won't be long Gotta dive and cry some more It's Penalty time and it won't be long ‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot Cry some more and dive alot. that all i need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
I once saw an orphan... Decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"...... They didn't reply.... I kept asking them.... They started crying.... I started laughing.... They ran away.....
Jesus was being hug up on the cross, and me and all the other people at the bottom of the hill were watching. Jesus cries out ''Peter, peter come to me!'' So I climb up the hill on my hands and knees, and when i reach the top the Romans cut of my arms and chuck me back down the hill. ''Peter, peter come to me!'' cries Jesus once more. I stumble up the hill then the Romans cut my legs of and threw me back down. For the third time Jesus cries ''Peter peter come to me!''. So i wriggle up the hill and I guess the romans pitied me and let me through. ''Look peter, I can see my house from here!''
Tell world best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry😈
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry
Rapey santa
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents
My big green pedo machine
I saw a kid crying yesterday and i asked him, “where are your parents”? Than he started crying harder.
Why do orphans like monopoly: To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddybeer.
when i get home from school i always lay on my floor crying and wishing i was deid.
