How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
welcome to joe's pizza you make e'e we bake e'm
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
Twin Towers Ordered A Pepperoni Pizza, But It Came Plain.
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
Pizza Hut.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
You know we straight with doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
You know we straight with doin' your mom
I’m doin' your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin' out your drawers.
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom-jeans.
I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn’t start.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young
To be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
You know we straight with doin' your mom
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
