Crucifying jokes

There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.

How do you kill a Catholic?

Crucify them...

I don't have a joke about Christianity.

I don't want to get crucified.

If you're a crucified savior, clap your hands.

A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Any last requests?" "Yes," replied the murderer, "Will you please hold my hand?"

What's the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Go commit neck rope.

Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.

Jesus created the T-pose first.