Crucifying jokes

There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.

How do you kill a Catholic?

Crucify them...

I don't have a joke about Christianity.

I don't want to get crucified.

If you're a crucified savior, clap your hands.

Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.

Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?

because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.

Crucifixion was the first T-pose.

If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.

A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Any last requests?" "Yes," replied the murderer, "Will you please hold my hand?"