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Student

3 months ago
A news article headline states 'Student CRUCIFIES a rat on a wooden cross before burning it after catching the rodent 'eating his pet turtle''. Below the headline are two images. The left image shows a rat, appearing to be dead, tied to a small wooden cross made of two branches, which is propped up against a tree trunk in a grassy area. The rat's limbs are outstretched as if crucified. The right image is a close-up of the rat on the cross, showing its face and body more clearly, with wires or string wrapped around its limbs to the cross. The rat's mouth is open slightly.
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    • Carpenter

    2 years ago

    Hopefully you all had a happy Easter. I did not do anything

    A cartoon image of Tom the cat wearing a roman helmet and reading a newspaper with a surprised expression on his face. The text above reads: "when that hippie jewish carpenter you literally just crucified is walking around talking to people."
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    Jesus Christ

    3 years ago

    There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.

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    • Catholic

    8 years ago

    How do you kill a Catholic?

    Crucify them...

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    • Religion

    8 years ago

    I don't have a joke about Christianity.

    I don't want to get crucified.

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