Crossbreeding jokes

Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"

The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Answer: Elephino.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.

What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?

A dildo.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?

I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?