Crossbreeding jokes
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.
But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.
What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.