Crossbreeding jokes
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.