Did jesus cut his nails? No! His nails cut through him.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who nose
This 15 year old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed unfortunately it killed her dad because it fell off the wall
(Do you get the joke)
(Her dad was on her and it fell and killed him)
why did the orphan cross the road to die on the other side
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have? A: Eggs
why did the skeleton cross the road? to get ta skull.
what do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator Fidel castro
why did the man cross the road...?
because he wanted to :) :) :)
Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop and he died for 30 years until he been sent to Joe for getting runned over and he got killed by something and then he died and then he got it by you poop
You don't need brains to be a Boss. When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.
Why did the chiken cross the road? to get to the idiots house Knock knock? whoes there? THE CHIKEN
Why did the koala cross the road? To get to the big tree
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
what do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road
cuz hes extinct
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
