Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison? He's a small medium at large.
I went on a dating site looking for arsonists
I found a lot of matches
Why did the orphan become a criminal? Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
why do orphans ecaome criminals when they grow up, because they want to be wanted
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal and one man came up with a great idea. He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary
Why can't orphans be criminals? Because there not wanted.
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victimless!
Q. What’s a good thing about a child molesters A. They drive slow through school zones
What do you call a criminal.
Disarmed and dangerous
For someone to be stealing a bag of glod in heaven criminal on Earth and heaven
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?" "No." "Have you always been honest?" "No, never been caught!"
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high
I have been charged,cause i roasted a Kid at a Barbeque.
What is the difference between a orphan and a criminal? Only one is wanted
Police officers hope you’re a criminal. Doctors hope you get sick. Mechanics hope you get car troubles. But only thieves wish you prosperity. Weird?
What is a pedophiles favourite age range? 9 11
Why can't orphans play baseball, they don’t know where home is
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy
If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the can’t see their parents
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they don’t know what a mummy is
Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
