Crime jokes
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
"Proud Boys? More like proud snitches!"
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.