Newest Covid Jokes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive"

When Covid spreads through food but you realized you live in Africa.

What does 9/11 and Covid 19 both have in common ?!

Asians caused them both !

What does 9/11 and covid-19 have in common? I couldn't give a fuck about either

covid said to stay 6 feet...i didn't think Kobe meant it literally

WOULD YOU RATHER Eat a girl out who has: Herpies, COVID and AIDS out while she is on her period? Or Eat live worms, bats and mice?

My brother caught Covid last month.

First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, 'I can't breathe, I can't breathe !'

I just told him straight: 'Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes.'

The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.

The CCP should be pleased, Covid is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.

WHEN DID I RELIZE COVID WAS SERIOUS

WHEN I SAW UR TEETH SOCAIL DISTANCING

COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!

How do skeletons get COVID? From the coffin!

Just before Lockdown began, a woman took her 15 yr old son Tom, and 14, 16 and 18 yr old daughters Sally, Mary, and Annie and went to the family cabin in the mountains to wait it out, while her husband stayed in town as an essential worker.

The weekly family zoom call went well enough...until the 8th week when the father noticed the 14 year old was looking a little....plump. By the 20th week the 16 year old's shirt was starting to pull taut over her tummy, by the 25th the curve of the 18 yr old's belly was rising over the edge of the table her laptop was perched on, and by the 30th week his wife and all 3 girls were very obviously 6 months pregnant, and the poor 14 year old was so huge she was obviously having triplets.

So the father waited until he'd talked to his wife and daughters, and then asked if he could talk to his son alone.

"Look, I know your mom and the girls are all pregnant. I'm not mad, I just want to know how it happened. We don't have any neighbors up at the cabin, did you break quarantine and invite some hikers in, or go into town for supplies?"

"No, Pop, we haven't seen anyone since we left the city," his son told him earnestly. "And we sure haven't gone into town for supplies, I ran out of condoms on the second day here!"

During this covid shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on. Should you be scared or dumb bastard is that just your boyfriend..

Yo mama so stupid she studied for a COVID-19 test

Why did the heterosexual man 👨 put a mask 😷 on his cock to protect himself from covid silly boy 👦 😜

Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy she wanted to protect herself from covid but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo

At the resturant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Cuz she clearly has no taste." She responded.