What is the strongest weapon in india?
The red button (this is a fact)
What song genre do the national anthems fit into? Country.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two police men use one gun🙆
Which country makes me crack the fuck up?
LAUGHghanistan
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
What's India's favourite font?
Comic Sanskrit
L :you you :😂
This city slicker broke down on a country road, he look around and in the distance he spotted a farm house. When he finally got there he asked the farmer if he has a phone he could use because his had no reception. The farmer told him he could use it if he married his daughter. The guy said he really didn’t wanna get married and the farmer said if you marry my daughter I’ll give you half my farm...the guy said lemme see her...the farmer hollered “hey you” get over here...and she said duh ok. The ol boy looked at her and said nooo thank you. The father said I’ll give you all my farm and my bank account if you’ll marry my daughter....the ol boy thought for a minute and said “we’ll I guess I can put a sack over her head” So they married and the farmer kept his word and gave him everything. One day the guy was up fixin the roof and Holland hey you get me some nails...his wife said duh nails, nails he said yes nails and showed her one she said “oh dun nails nails” he said yes nails. So she got him some. He was hammering away when he hit his thumb and he yells oh F. . . It! and she turned and Hollered Duh A Sack A Sack Duh A Sack!
What do you call a bee that lives in America. A USB
Stefen Hawking walked in a bar.....
Just kidding.
NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you, and living in the country? Everybody knows nothing.
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
Chesley, in horror, runs out of the cockpit of the plane coming from London, "I'm so very sorry everyone, I punch the wrong buttons and we are heading to DC instead of New York and we are about to run out of fuel. He opens the door and turns around to the five passengers and exclaimed, "I've parachutes but miscounted. We only got four for the passengers." He jumps off.
Donald faced the other four and orders:
"I'm the greatest leader of the world and I'll make the decision. Tony you go first, our country needs you. The whole wide world needs you. Pandemic is raging." Tony jumps off.
Francis,my friend, you go next, pandemic is ravaging the mind and body of millions. Their soul needs saving. Save Vladimir's and Xi's for me." Francis jumps off.
Hillary faced faced Donald furiously. "Who are you to make decisions for us? I should have been president. I'm the smartest woman in the whole world in history." Hillary jumps off.
Donald gazed at the young woman and started talking: "I'm an old man. I have already lived a full life - beautiful wives, children just a beautiful life. Just beautiful. I've become president of the most powerful country, the most beautiful, the richest. Regrets? I've made a few but did it my way. Greta, go on. Your future is bright. I just wish I can make my country great again and have the chance to help save the world with you. I believe in second chances. Look at my bankruptcies, believe me. And I wish I've played more golf and ......"
Greta interrjected, "Just shut the f* up. The plane is about to crash. Let's go and save the world. The smartest woman in history took my backpack!"
Which country is next to USA? USB
What’s Mexico’s favourite sport? Cross Country
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin.
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland. what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European
