What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby inna clown costume.
I usually hang up halloween decorations,
but this year imma be the decoration.
*True story* I saw his guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said smurf paint but I shouted MEGAMIND
imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basket ball player? Blue Jay Simpson!
can u go as a horse for halloween? well if u do i cant wait to ride u
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile? Getting the blood out of your clown suit
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton. He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
What is an orphans favorite costume, Batman
I dressed up as Darth Vader at a orphanage and said I am ur father
why does michael jackson like doge miner? he thinks its about minors dressed in doge costumes
what do orphans be on haloween? themselves
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween, I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least ide be dead.
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes and mars was blind due to it's frequent sandstorms so it let Phobos and Deimos to be its moons
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!!
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
friend: “ whats that on your arm” me: “ oh nothing just decided i wanted to cosplay a tiger “
How long was the owl 🦉 trick or treating?
Owl night long!
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest so i went as a plane, it didn't fly to well with people.
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked "Dad, what are you wearing?". The father would answer with "A costume for Halloween.". the child asked "can i join?". He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
