How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.
Cops Jokes
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?
"Orange is the new black."
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
Yo mama so fat, the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her.
Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
The cops had to comb the area.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
