Convenience memes

I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏

Why do midgets work at Tesco?

Because every little helps.

Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window.

When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food."

When the man looked confused, the owner said, "Windows are nature's vending machine."