Cable memes

Salad

2 years ago

The left side shows the sole of a Timberland boot with a white charging cable lodged in the treads. Above this image is the text, "I've been looking for this thing for WEEKS". The right side is a screen shot of a text conversation. The first message is "What do you want from Panera", then the response "Chicken Sees Her Salad". The next message is "What?", followed by "What I always get", then "Chicken Caesar Salad?", and lastly "IS THAT WHAT IT IS".

Setup

1 month ago

The image shows a messy PC gaming setup with a monitor on a desk and tangled cables underneath. In the foreground, a large turkey is standing on the floor. Text at the top says "W setup? (ignore my bird)".

Knot

4 months ago

💔

A pair of white earbuds, with their cable forming a dense, intricate knot around the audio jack, leaving the two earbud pieces sticking out. The earbuds are on a dark, speckled surface.

Treat

3 years ago

yeah this is true very

A white cat is sitting in a chair with its paw on a computer cable. The text on the image says "GET THE TREATS OR I PULL THE PLUG."

Bridge

11 months ago

Shitpost-master general

The image is a cartoon-style comparison of a "traditional suspension bridge" versus an "improved suspension bridge." The traditional bridge looks like a standard suspension bridge with a flat road. The improved bridge has a road that goes up and down like a rollercoaster, labeled with "fun jumps", "less cable", and "more clearance".

Shark

8 months ago

Two white figures with exaggerated expressions sit on cliffs, each holding a Nintendo Game Boy Advance console connected by a cable to a large, blue, muscular shark with a human-like face and a beard in the water below. The shark has a somewhat smug or determined expression. The figures look distressed or excited.

Deadpool

2 years ago

Deadpool 2

A cartoon-style image shows two characters. On the left, a man in a suit, with the face of Cable from Deadpool, stands tall. On the right, a smaller character is dressed in a Deadpool costume, but with a baby's diaper and wearing an adult's shirt and tie. Behind them is a door with "X-Force" labeled above it.

Jokes

Bar

8 years ago

A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

Suspicion

2 years ago

I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.

Life Support

2 years ago

My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.

Cable jokes