Contradiction jokes
Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
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I was raised an only child, which really pissed my brother.
I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
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Community
Am I the only one here who, after not having read it and trying to do what he said, finds themselves caught between the lines of yearly contradicting statements? One dumbass, quick to spout age and place, like it means anything, states with conviction where he stays, though stays what? Jumbled thoughts of those who jump, the ones who barely piece together meaning, and there they are, 14-year-olds or maybe something else, real scary. Like the edge of sense slipping, and who’s there to catch it? Not the one who read it, that’s for sure, because what he said isn’t even said, just echoes bouncing, contradicting every turn with a yearly grin.
I will start a new series called "Guy Facts You Probably Didn't Know" (You can contradict me if you don't agree).
Let's begin, shall we?
Guy Fact #1: Nowadays, guys are afraid to look at girls, for fear they will be called pedophiles and perverts.