Contradiction memes

Wanna hear somethin' ironic?

When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.

A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?

I was raised an only child, which really pissed my brother.