What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam? Dam Fools
Why is the tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the twin towers
what the difference between a frog and a skyscraper the frog can jump hahahahaha
i had some puns about construction but im still workin on em
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere
Why does trump build a wall? There’s a such thing as a ladder.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
That dam looks dam cool
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Do u want to hear a joke about a construction? Sorry still working on it!
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into
Home Depot
America:i going to build a wall
Nazi:been there
Soviet union:done that
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell/ properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense
I have a really good construction joke but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
My teacher started talking about houses then I said I don't want that informansion.
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbians bed? None, it's all tongue and groove...
How are guys and tile floors alike
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
