Consent

Consent Jokes

Woman

Women should be seen and not heard.

But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?

Part

What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?

You don’t need consent.

Girl

What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?

They can’t say no.

Sex

I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"

He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."

Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.

Sister

I asked my sister to say something.

She said, "No."

That's what I like to hear.

Rape

I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.

Sex

My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.

Sex

Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.

Rape

Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.

Rape

What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.

Rape

How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!

Fantasy

I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.

Orphan

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.