What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
I asked my Dad the other day.."At what age is it ok to have sex with girls?"He replied "When they leave school son, they are legal" Apparently 3.15pm is not what he meant.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2
Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
Why couldn’t the underaged orphan get on an adult only website. Because you need your parents consent.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct Tape.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing? Well that boys dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say 'my body my choice'
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
rape isn't a joke. it's a type of way of making friends, and to mate with other women. it's a way of art, and works on anybody! like this if you agree.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeist want sex.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent he just uses the force.
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
I work as an IT technician. The other day I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying “do you consent to cookies.” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means so that’s why he called me
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouja board
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes
