My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Connection Jokes
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
Quote for the day.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Also, loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen :)
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
What did I do with the internet?
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
Yo mama so fat, she blocked my internet connection.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home. As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump’s wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie. As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him.
The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him. Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes, but he wasn’t really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump’s friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump’s friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, “Aww, I’m lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!”
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
