when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
did know that girlfriend at the end it starts with an end so does boyfriend and friend have end at the end of it but family at the end it ily i love you
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
are you wifi because I think am finding a connection
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
stephen hawkng isnt dead his update is just laggy because he is too far from the wifi box
What happens when a alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device .-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ...
Pickup line:are u the internet cause i feel a connection
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldnt work until I enabled Pop Ups
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
Steven Hawking lost the wifi connection on March 14, 2018.
Question: how bad is german wifi?Answer: it ́s the wurst.
He lost Wifi connection...
why did stephen hawkins die
he lost internet connections
How did Steven Hawkins die? He lost internet connection
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth? You get a good connection
"I'm not sure why my girlfriend's father doesn't like me."
"What was your first impression on him?"
"I told him, she calls me daddy too."
The greatest bond you will ever have, is the one with your conjoined twin.
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn"
Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were "You're standing on my oxygen tube"
