Confidence jokes
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Your forehead is so big that I can鈥檛 even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you鈥檙e pretty, but you ain鈥檛. You鈥檙e just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Like if you have balls.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.
POV: Wine Taster in hell.
I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"
The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.
"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."
"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."
Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
My worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
I got 99 problems but a chin ain't one.