Computer Science jokes
My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.
Baby > commits start breathing.
Mom > commits abort.
Baby > commits ohshit.exe
An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
Unpopular opinion about programming but,
"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."
Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.