Computer Science jokes
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Unpopular opinion about programming but,
"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “Dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
How did the Java programmer's son get rich?
Because of inheritance.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
A computer science student is studying under a tree, and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"
The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, 'You can have anything you want.'"
The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.