Computer Science jokes

What do you call a dev that is dead?

A deadveloper.

8 bit: Are you ok?

7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...

Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)

Baby > commits start breathing.

Mom > commits abort.

Baby > commits ohshit.exe

What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?

Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.