Computer Science jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
