VVD better than Sergio Ramos
what's the difference between a little boy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it
a texan and an Alaskan walks in a room and the Alaskan says "my state is bigger" then the texan says "it won't be when it melts"
what dose a priest and time have in common? there both predators
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US??
The average iq increases in both places.
what is the difference between you and my dad? nothing
what the difference between a cheater and your mom:they both cheated
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Your forehead is so big I thought you were megamind for a second there
What do me and a casino machine have in common. It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife? one has a point.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you." Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
whats the difrence between hitler and you
one didnt keep posting on twiter about killing them selfs
What's the difference between my dad and the milk man? The milk man comes back with the goddamn milk.
What’s the difference between 1000 used tiers and 1000 used condoms?
Ones a good year and ones a great year
The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now.. its just a touchy subject.
