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Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife?

Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.

What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?

A microwave won't brown your meat.

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be 10 babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be one baby in ten trashcans.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.

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    • If I wanted to kill myself, I would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.

    What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.

    What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.

    What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.

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    • What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D

    What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?

    One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.

    What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.

    What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?

    They both make noise when you throw them.

    Americans be like: "Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road."

    England be like: "Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road."

    Russians after a car accident be like: "Here in Russia, road is road."

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