What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is a carrier bag.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"
The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"
"Yellow and far apart."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
Me: Cobain! Friend: No, dude, its Kobe. Me: why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.
what is the difference between a small child and a watermelon? one i eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?
One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?
One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion? I've never seen the inside of a mansion
