25+ Best Communist Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Minecraft

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Communists don't play Minecraft.

They play Ourcraft.

Son

Anonymous · 8 years ago

What do you call a communist?

Braxton.

Fan

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The image shows a cartoon with a Palestinian flag at the top and the words 'FAN MEETING'. Below this, four simple cartoon figures are in a speech bubble saying: 'WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD'. The characters appear to represent different political ideologies. The characters from left to right: cat ear character, a communist, a Nazi, and a person with a Palestinian keffiyeh.

Communist memes

Teacher

Awesome broadway fan · 4 years ago

Vegan Teacher the musical.

Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"

Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶

Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵

Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵

Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵

Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"

Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"

- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.

Dairy Queen

Harry Wiener · 8 years ago

What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?

dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!

Microsoft

Lovely perv · 4 years ago

Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.

Time

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

Kill the commies

A muscular Spongebob character, seemingly from a video game, stands in front of a building. A speech bubble above him says: "Patrick you filthy communist it's time to pay for your sins."

Stereotype

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a before and after comparison of communists. On the left, 'Communists Before' depicts a man with a beard, and below him is a bulleted list: Broke, Lazy, Antisemitic, Entitled, Narcissist, and Sociopath. On the right, 'Communists Now' features a person with a red cap and a cigarette, with a similar list, adding 'Gay' at the end.

Trap

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A four-panel comic strip shows a character reacting to different kinds of traps. The first panel shows a character looking at a venus flytrap and asking, "Why would a fly land on something like this?" The second panel shows the same character looking at a rat trap and saying, "Rats should be ashamed for falling in this trap". The third panel shows the character looking at a bear trap and yelling "BEARS!! This is ridiculous!" The fourth panel shows the character looking at the Communist Manifesto book and happily saying, "Oooo free stuff". The book has portraits of Karl Marx and Frederick Engels.

Foam

Your local comrade · 1 year ago

A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.

Cartoon image of Mario with the superimposed text "When the fire extinguisher said it lasts for 3-5 years, but you drink all the foam in 37 minutes. I have achieved unlimited speed... but nowhere to put it."

Gulag

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a headline from an Op-Ed piece with a picture of an old wooden cabin and a man with a white beard. The text reads: "Op-Ed: Today's Youth Simply Don't Have The Work Ethic To Build The Gulags Needed For Their Communist Ideals."

Cupcake

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows four items: a brownie, two chocolate cupcakes, two twinkies, and a book cover of "The Communist Manifesto". The text reads "I loved finding these in my lunchbox" and "THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO KARL MARX AND FRIEDRICH ENGELS".

NATO

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A Google search result showing that the NATO reporting name for the MiG-15 is "Fagot". The text also says that the Soviets provided the MiG-15 to communist satellite nations, including North Korea.

Life

Willy b · 10 months ago

An illustration depicts a man with a mustache, wearing a dark military beret with an emblem, reflective sunglasses, and a military uniform with "Poland" on the sleeve. He holds a rifle in one hand and has a lit cigar in his mouth. The background is an orange gradient. Below the image, text reads: "In 1967, Polish mercenary Rafal Ganowicz was asked what it felt like to take human life, 'I wouldn't know, I've only ever killed communists.'"

Country

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The meme consists of two panels from the movie 'Toy Story'. In the first panel, Woody, a cowboy toy, points upwards and says, "Hey look a successful communist country". Buzz Lightyear, a space ranger toy, looks at him with a confused expression. In the second panel, Woody laughs heartily while Buzz still looks confused.

Communist memes

Community talk

22ken

I want taxes to go up only for poor people. This will incentivize them to stop being poor. I want abortion legal everywhere, and compulsory so that there will be no new babies because overpopulation is destroying the ozone layer. I don’t like climate change because it’s making all the immigrants come to America. I’m a communist who believes in the free market, but only for crypto currency. We need to bring back the gold standard in order to bring back conservative family values.

αmy

guys guys should i translate the communist manifesto into tiktok brainrot language

Your local comrade

You don't need the Bible. You only need the Communist Manifesto. Carl Marx is your Savior.