In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
What do you do when you get locked outside your house? You talk to the lock, because communication is key.
How do you communicate too the dead? Jump up and down on the ground and speak in morse code
A son asked his mom : why the lines in the LGBTQ community flag are straight ?
What do turtles 🐢 use to communicate?
A shellphone!
p=person (not original ''pun'')
p1:hey girl p2: i got a bf! p1: well i got a lamborghini aventador, a bugatti super sports, a yacht and a private plane. p2: bf stand for breakfast. p2: oh and also where did you get all that stuff? p1:gta5 p2: you motherfucker!!! (communications with this person are now blocked)
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" Asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and fascism all have in common? They are all disabilities
Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
