Communism jokes
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Why canโt you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
So, I don't want anyone taking this the wrong way, people are free to be whatever they feel they are, and that's not anyone else's choice.
BUT!!!!!!
I personally have my own feelings on "churches and christianity". I feel that it is against The God Delusion and is an abomination to anyone who has half a braincell. I know plenty of Christian people, and I respect that! NO, REALLY, I DO. My best friend is a dumbass Christian just like you are, and I respect that's how she feels, and I'm glad that she made her choice. But I don't love it when people promote this stuff, because it is what the morons are tricking everyone into doing/being. Falling into the brainwashed act is NOT something you should ever want to do. As someone who has some intelligence, this is not okay in my sense.
As someone who isn't an Aussie, I note that Idfk what this is: "The people who defended Australia get 2 days, remembrance day and Anzac day + 1 minute of silence." BUT the christianism community gets YEARS IN THIS DUMB WORLD where they are told that they are 'special' and 'normal, like everyone else'. Which is really unfair and in a way, biased. I was only 7 when I recognized this just from being told at school by all the kids in my class that they are either CHRISTIAN or support it.
I know and understand I will get a lot of hate from this, I also don't give a shit, but please remember that it's just my thoughts and opinion. Thank you for reading. :)
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
"Sharing is communism."
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I donโt care what yโall think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. Iโve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Yโall need to give more respect to the mining โ community.
Go to community, I'm bored.
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. Theyโre appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girlโs mom says, โDear, he doesnโt seem to be a very nice boy.โ
โOh, please, Mom!โ says the daughter. โIf he wasnโt nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?โ
I love Communism.
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.
Join the group in community!
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
What do you call a racist community? America.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
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Rich-impact-5709. Your a doll.๐
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