Communism jokes

An American is touring the Soviet Union. A Russian takes him to a school so he can see what it's like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes, they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The American asks what's wrong, and he cries, "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"

What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?

They are all disabilities.

Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.

Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.

When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism

What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrr.