Communism jokes

You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.

Why can’t you private text someone in a community?

Because a community has more than two people.

Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?

Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.

How do baseballs communicate?

They touch base!

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

Join the group in community!

The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

How do you communicate to the dead?

Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!

Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?

Because there is a red Sun in the sky.

Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: The U.S. in 1919!

Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?

Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.

Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."

Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."

How do rappers communicate underwater?

They drop some sick flow-tation.

What do you call a racist community? America.

All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!

How do asses communicate?

Through booty calls!

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?

Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡

Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐

Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬

Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱

Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*

Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤

Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨

Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠

Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤

Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮

Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫

Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕

Go to community, I'm bored.