Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
Join the group in community!
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
What do you call a racist community? America.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
Go to community, I'm bored.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
Capitalism.
I love Communism.
