Communism

Communism jokes

Stalin

You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.

People

Why can’t you private text someone in a community?

Because a community has more than two people.

Zipper

Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?

Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.

Tea

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Memes

Reason

The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.

Life

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

Dead

How do you communicate to the dead?

Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!

Coast

Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?

Because there is a red Sun in the sky.

Rapper

How do rappers communicate underwater?

They drop some sick flow-tation.

Republican

All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!

Cuban

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?

Flag

A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"

N word

@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.