Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
what does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common? A. both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
what's does a condom and a coffin have in common? they both still have stiffs but one is cumin and one is going.
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets
What do Evil Kinevil and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
they're both predators
What do the twin towers and genders have in common
Noone shuts up about them.
What do humans and monkeys have in common... they both hang from trees
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure" he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?' "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs they're screwed.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common? There both fat
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common? They both won a trophy atleast once, Vanicek a 1x stanley cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
What does a frozen loading screen and a make a wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the twin towers have in common? They both live next to the Rubble.
What do women and dog turns have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
