Common

Common Jokes

Orphan

Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?

Dogs get loved.

House

What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?

We're all empty on the inside.

Orphan

What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?

Criminals are wanted.

Orphan

What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?

Criminals are wanted.

Tuna Fish

What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?

They both come in small can.

Plastic

What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?

They both have plastic in them.

Dad

What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

Emo

What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?

They can both carve a new emotion.

People

What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.

People

What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.

Eye

What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?

They both have eyes.

Stripper

What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.

Suicide

What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

Nemo

What does Nemo have in common with my dad?

They both can't be found.

Oyster

What's the definition of disgusting?

Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!

Emo

What do emos and a bird nest have in common?

They both hang from a tree.

Dad

What do Myspace and my dad have in common?

I haven't seen them in a while.