What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.