Common

Common Jokes

What do a Catholic priest an an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.

What do emo s and the twin towers have in common there were 2 but now there are none

Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists?

They are also forcing themselves on others.

What does an emo kid and pizza have in common......the pizza doesn’t cut itself.

What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?

Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain"

What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common? They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's lockerroom at the gym.

What do a circle and a sphere have in common?

They're round. And round is a shape.