Comic jokes

If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?

"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."

What do you call a group of emos?

The Suicide Squad.

So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"

Kid: I want to be Batman.

Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.

Megamind.

Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the kid.

What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.

Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!

Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.

Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.

Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"

The Hulk SMASH!

Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"

You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

100% of them are like him!

The "P" in Batman stands for parents.

Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!

What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?

Nothing.

Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).

1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.

3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.

4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.

5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!

6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."

7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.

What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”

What do you call a group of depressed people?

Suicide squad.

How do you make an ass laugh?

Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.

Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^