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What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!" Genie: "Wish granted!" When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
quit comical
Megamind.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
Q. What do you call a group of emos?
A. Suicide Squad.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.