what do you call cap and spider-man? SPIDER-AMERICA!!!!!!!!
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How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider Man? Well, he weaved a really tangled web and Aunt May saw it.
So there was 3 baby chickens and 2 mothers the first baby said "why am I named calf?" and the mother said "I f###ed a cow" then the second baby came up to it's mother and it said " why am I named b##ch? " and it's mom said "I f###ed a wolf and the final baby came to its mother and said "why am I named orphan?" And because it's mother wasn't there to see it this is what I have to say "because you are one you ducking hitch!!"
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