Comic jokes
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.