Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
