Comic Jokes

Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen! Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with em?

I drew a fist on a body and then i drew a guy saying to him "that dude's a knucle-head!"

papyrus: SANS stop being a lazy Bones. Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do any thin. heheh

What do you no when your sad? Kick and orphan! What are they gonna so? Tell their parents?

What's India's favourite font?

Comic Sanskrit

What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe? Kilometers Morales

Screw anima!

oh wait, that called hentai.

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

Kid:I want to be batman Ok when he gets home his parents are dead

If batman is half bat and half human how was he made.

"He wasn't because u can't f*ck a bat"

What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

megamind

Which one fell first. The Emo Kid or The Apple. The Apple because the rope caught the kid.

The p in Batman stands for parents

Why do Orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people and also he stole their life story!

few jokes (sorry if they have already been used.) 1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall. 3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. 4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans. 5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course! 6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here." 7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler. 8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights

How do you make an ass laugh?

Crack a CHEEKY JOKE

If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER

The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing. The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor. In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.