Comic jokes
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
I give these jokes a 9/11.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.