What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: homecoming
what is an orphan's favourite joke? yo mama jokes
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
I give these jokes a 9/11
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen! Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with em?
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
Kid:I want to be batman Ok when he gets home his parents are dead
