Comic Jokes

papyrus: SANS stop being a lazy Bones. Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do any thin. heheh

What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe? Kilometers Morales

Screw anima!

oh wait, that called hentai.

If batman is half bat and half human how was he made.

"He wasn't because u can't f*ck a bat"

Kid:I want to be batman Ok when he gets home his parents are dead

How do you make an ass laugh?

Crack a CHEEKY JOKE

What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther? Batman returns

What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Which one fell first. The Emo Kid or The Apple. The Apple because the rope caught the kid.

megamind

Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen! Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with em?

The p in Batman stands for parents

Why do Orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people and also he stole their life story!

If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER

Robin asks Batman what are you getting your parents for Christmas Batman gets mad slaps Robin and runs off crying

now you know why Batman beyond was born when Bruce died cause of death: suicide

what do you call cap and spider-man? SPIDER-AMERICA!!!!!!!!

How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider Man? Well, he weaved a really tangled web and Aunt May saw it.

So there was 3 baby chickens and 2 mothers the first baby said "why am I named calf?" and the mother said "I f###ed a cow" then the second baby came up to it's mother and it said " why am I named b##ch? " and it's mom said "I f###ed a wolf and the final baby came to its mother and said "why am I named orphan?" And because it's mother wasn't there to see it this is what I have to say "because you are one you ducking hitch!!"