Comic jokes
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.