Comic jokes

Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.

This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.

Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."

Me: "You should be Batman."

Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...

Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?

A: Batman “returns.”

What is an orphan's favorite joke?

"Yo mama" jokes.

What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?

Spider-Man: Homecoming.

I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!

Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?

Me: I'm just BONELY.

Sans: Good one kiddo.

I give these jokes a 9/11.

I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.

With great depression comes great antidepressants.

Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!

Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!

Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?

I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"

Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!

Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)

Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!

What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.

Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.

What's India's favorite font?

Comic Sanskrit.

What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?

Kilometers Morales.

Screw anima!

Oh wait, that's called hentai.