jimmy does stand up comedy he says “what do you call an orangutang”
jake replies “YOU” then everyone including the teacher laughs jimmy cries
LOL
jimmy does stand up comedy he says “what do you call an orangutang”
jake replies “YOU” then everyone including the teacher laughs jimmy cries
LOL
ever heard of rape jokes? no? well, i'll MAKE you hear em!
i love telling dad jokes,he always laughs
i have a jock about paper its tearable
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common They both say "Hello children"
How do you open a banana :answer with a mon-key
God: you're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: douvle it and give it to the next person
Me:knock knock Bestie:whos there? Me:ben Bestie:ben dover? Me:no ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx Bestie:omg how did i forget hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president It's called Winnie the Pooh Blood And Honey
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs. He asks her why she is crying and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her then jogs away.
The next day he finds her crying again and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up...and throws her in the pond telling her, "You're fucked now!"