What Do You Call an Autistic Kid with a Gun? jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every scene has a cast!
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
How do you open a banana? Answer with a mon-key.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
Suicide
My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.