Rockies jokes
What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
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Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
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Community
If one burgrer is half a pound. I can eat ten burgers and have consumed ten pounds of meat. which means I put a meat in my mouth. and lots of people (especially guys) eat burgers or other forms of meat. Which leads me to rocky mountain oysters which are literally balls. therefore eating meat is gay
Tyler the creator or ASAP Rocky
My life is far from basic The emptiness around the void inside me like it's vacant Finding ways to feel it, unfulfilled's a natural villain As I battle mental illness, often clashing with my brilliance Now I'm smoking reefer 'til ashes crumble down And hit my sneakers, my fear and anxiety is off the meters The only thing I know is I don't know, storm into the unknown Shit is getting rocky with touchstone