I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout. Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!š”š”š”š”
What do call a girl with no legs...Sarah What do you call an olympic gold medalist skiing... not Sarah
9/11 was like the 4th of july. It was very bright in the skies
Micheal Jackson's nose is so steep it can be a ski ramp
So I was watching YouTube and then my Friend says āThose videos never get oldā and I replied āJust like a Make-A-Wish kidā and after I said that he shot me in the head and said āAnd now neither do you.ā And now Iām in heaven and God says to me āWelcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies and I said āAre there summer womenā and now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe heās a hero. After he killed Hitler
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Your chin is were i went on ski vacation.
Joshua White loves blue, A simple truth, tried and true. In his pocket, only six, Yet each penny a valued fix.
With eyes that seek the azure skies, He dreams of places that mesmerize. A palette of blues, a symphony of hues, Whispering secrets only he can choose.
His heart beats to the rhythm of the sea, Where waves crash, wild and free. In sandy shores, he finds solace rare, A momentary escape from life's daily wear.
In cerulean fields, flowers dance, Their vibrant petals, a timeless romance. He wanders through meadows, devoid of strife, Seeking solace in nature's vibrant life.
Joshua White, a soul of gentle grace, Embracing the world at his own pace. Though his pockets hold a mere six, His spirit soars, never to be fixed.
For in the depths of his azure dreams, The richness of life's tapestry gleams. And with every breath, he finds anew, That love is boundless, ever true.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
