Ski jokes
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.
Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!馃槨馃槨馃槨馃槨
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
S, ss, slalom. A.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
What is the difference between the snow 鉂勶笍 and sun 馃尀? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 馃 of weather is not slippery.