Micheal Jackson's nose is so steep it can be a ski ramp
I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout. Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡
What do call a girl with no legs...Sarah What do you call an olympic gold medalist skiing... not Sarah
Last night i shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel, We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a hand-job So did my friend on the right
I had a dream of skiing.
Your chin is were i went on ski vacation.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
