Denver jokes

In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.

One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post

What song does Kobe Bryant hate?

"Rocky Mountain High."

What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?

She slurs her words...

@shelby denver is a massive nonce.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?

A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.

-JFK

If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.