Denver jokes

In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.

One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post

What song does Kobe Bryant hate?

"Rocky Mountain High."

What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?

She slurs her words...

@shelby denver is a massive nonce.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?

A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.

With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.

What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?

It's legal to get stoned.

Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.