My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.
Why did the glacier send the ice berg to college? Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES; at the atomic level.
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
Teacher: what’s 2+2
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: well jimmy I can see your going places not college but places
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
What did the bull say when he went to college? Bison 😂😂😂😂
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."
Why didn't the bear go to college? -- Because bears don't go to college.
