Collapse Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Hot pocket

A Hot Pockets package with the text "Made with 100% existential dread. THE ENDLESS COSMIC VOID with the sound of a thousand collapsing stars in a suffocating groan." Instead of a typical filling, the inside shows black tentacles and other strange shapes. There is also text describing the product as "OVERWHELMINGLY STUFFED WITH VISIONS OF THE ABYSS -THE SIZE OF THE UNIVERSE - THE LENGTH OF TIME - THE EDGE OF REALITY" The label says "Nestle Hot Pockets"

Man

The image shows a split-screen. On the left, a man is being arrested by two police officers. On the right, there is a collapsed parking garage with cars scattered among the debris. The text overlay at the top reads, 'New York man arrested in connection of parking garage collapse after giving homeless people pickaxes and telling them there was a lost crack stash'.

Flu

Chat is this real??

A tweet by Carti Fans with the handle @NeonCarti that says 'Playboi Carti predicted Covid-19'. The tweet includes a screenshot of text that reads 'In 2020 a flu-like disease that began in Wuhan, China (yuh) will cause a worldwide pandemic and shut down all major events for months (slatt) and cause major economic collapse (buh buh buh)'. Below it says 'PLAYBOI CARTI, "FOREIGN" GENIUS'. The picture features Playboi Carti with a peace sign.

Fishing Rod

An online product review for a fishing rod and reel. The reviewer, 'GAYSEXMASTER', gives it a 3.5 out of 5-star rating, stating 'I feel like I got my money's worth'. The review, dated June 20, 2025, from the United States, details the product as a 'Fishing rod+reel (No Lures & Line)' with a size of '2.1M 6.89FT' and 'Ambidextrous' hand orientation. The reviewer notes the reel is good but the rod is not great, as it doesn't collapse easily after casts and suggests using WD40 on the 'mating surfaces'. They also mention the rod is stiff, suitable for catfish/carp but not smaller finesse lures.

Jokes

Dad

What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

Twin Towers

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?

Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.

Man

Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.

They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.