What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
