Collapse jokes
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Memes
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stockpiled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.