Tried making jokes about 9\11 but it just kept falling apart
Why was the north tower a bad doctor when the south tower collapsed? Bc the north tower didn’t do cpr
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favourite Eminem song? A. Till I collapse.
The twin towers are like crippled legs once they break they can’t be fixed
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of piza but they lost there balance and fucked it
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?". She replied, "Two or three". Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
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*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stock piled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
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What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center? They both fall I'm September.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke they always collapse and burn
Why did the twin towers fall? They collapsed because of the heat
Whats. The best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter
Because the twin towers collapsed.
Tilted Towers is gone.
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9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at jenga
9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga.
The towers collapsed on 9/10 not 9/11
