Collapse Jokes

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center? They both fall I'm September.

Tilted Towers is gone.

9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at jenga

9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga.

Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.

They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.

I was talking to my welsh friend the other day and he suddenly started talking welsh to me then collapsed after the first few sentences. Turns out he had a stroke

*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stock piled "just in case".

The whole lot collapsed and buried him.

Whats the difference between the twin towers and the poeple at the old folks home. They both collapsed

Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favourite Eminem song? A. Till I collapse.

I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?". She replied, "Two or three". Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator the World Trade Center collapsed.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”

The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”