Collapse jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
A burglar breaks into a weapons engineer's house, hoping to loot the high-tech arsenal. Suddenly, the engineer yells from upstairs, "Hey! Stop right there!"
The burglar, trying to play tough, screams, "Hands up! I know you've got the goods! Open the armory or I'll shoot!"
The engineer, trembling, cries, "Okay, okay! Don't shoot! I'll give you everything, even my latest prototype!"
The burglar, eyes gleaming with greed, demands, "Prove it! Let me see this fancy new gun first!"
The engineer points to a target range. "It's a plasma blaster," he claims. "Go ahead, give it a shot."
The burglar aims at the bullseye, pulls the trigger, and—BANG!—the gun fires directly into his own chest.
As the thief collapses, the engineer cackles, "Surprise! It's not plasma; it's my new 'Reverse-Recoil Special,' specifically designed for uninvited guests!"
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex. They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.