Collapse jokes
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Memes
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stockpiled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Just do it.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"