What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stockpiled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Tilted Towers is gone.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
