Collapse jokes
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
I was talking to my Welsh friend the other day, and he suddenly started talking Welsh to me then collapsed after the first few sentences. Turns out he had a stroke.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex. They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.