Collapse

Collapse jokes

Titanic

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.

Twin Towers

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

Song

Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?

A. "Till I Collapse."

9/11

Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.

End

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

Tower

Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?

Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.

Funeral

What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?

Fall Guys.

Twin Towers

The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.

Marriage

I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"

She replied, "Two or three."

Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

Coronavirus

*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stockpiled "just in case".

The whole lot collapsed and buried him.

Similarity

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.

9/11

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Slogan

Twin Towers

Just do it.

Laughter

What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...

They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.

Orphan

What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.