My boyfriend recently asked me to suck his cock. I was kinda nervous because I’ve never tasted a dick, but he said it doesn’t taste that bad, so I’ll give it a shot.
Cock Jokes
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock, and Jill's real name was Randy.
Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.
I've been told I've got a perfect cock.
She sure was hard on me when I took it from her, though.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
