whats the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says cock a doodle doo, Tyler says any cock will do.
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks
what did the pimp order at the chinese resturaunt?He ordered some cock-bang-ho
jack and jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy but, jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock and jills real name was randy
Cock cock whos there? nbody ia rgwew
I've been told I've got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I took it from her though.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
if its on the clock,its old enough for the cock
My cock was in the book of world records... The librarian told me to take it out
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
