What do you call a clock on a belt
A Waist of Time
I would tell you a joke about a clock but it’s a wast of time 😄😄
What would a clock look like with no numbers? Timeless
What do you call a clever clock? Clockwise
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time
what did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom? WATCH OUT!!!
if its on the clock,its old enough for the cock
They Are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
As a hobby I started taking walks around the old clock tower. It's a great way to pass the time.
What happens when a clock is hungry It goes back four seconds.
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replyed: Till december
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common...neither of them go pass 12.
In Africa, in every 60 seconds,... a minute passes
how to make time fly
answer throw a clock out of the window
Why did sally fall of the swing-someone chucked a brick at her. Why did sally through a clock out the window-she had brain damage from the brick.
Why did the boy shoot the clock
The cop that is on a 12 o clock shift says hands up
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon? It’s twelve ow clock.
