Why did the moron throw his clock out the window?
The clocks reminded him of Richard Clock, the convict who knife-raped his wife.
How do you kill time
Easy taking alarm clock and an assault rifle
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
Tik Tok.
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, 'I dont know what a potato clock is' The man said, 'me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock
what dose a priest and time have in common? there both predators
I was going to buy a watch today but I didn't have time
What did the minute Hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall
What do you call a dog š¶ that tells time?
A watchdog.
Once I went to a museum and over heard someone speaking to an employee for information.
āThese are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells.ā
āoh coolā
āthis is mother Teresaās clock, the clock hasnāt moved because she never lied.ā
āMakes senseā
āThis is Abraham Lincolnās clock. The hands only moved twice indicating he only lied twice.ā
āWhereās Trumpās clockā
āOh, weāre using it as a ceiling fan.ā
And then I burst out laughing 'cause itās so true.
What time eeeeeee
There was a man he came home with his friends from the bar and man; was he ever wasted. Their friends made sure to get him home safely the next morning he woke up and found blood all over his night stand he called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.
What time is it when when a nurse š©āāļø s
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home and walk
What time is it when youāre kids stay home š” from school? Say no more
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked to much
Guys to Wind The Clock up
What time is it when dogs are an appointment ? Time to scream š±
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree? Time to get a new Christmas tree š
Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand. Moments after I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.
